Az én oldalam - Naplóm

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A napló közvetlen linkje
http://teveclub.hu/naplo/
2011-01-10

How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!

How do you confuse a moron?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in one corner!

Why did the moron climb the glass wall ?
To see what was on the other side!

Why do morons like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.

How did the moron fall on the floor?
He tripped over the cordless phone.

Why did the moron going to the airport turn around and go home?
Because he saw the sign that said "Airport Left".

Why can't a moron dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!



Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!! :wwww

How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
You bump your nose on the ceiling !!










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